Like a Lioness to Her Cub

Dear Aunt Carol,

Please move to Boston and become my personal nanny. You know it was love at first sight. When you come back, I will reward you with baby milestones and smiles when you approach. We can go to the park and you can admire me in my fancy sunhats. Do you remember when we first met and I vomited on your shoulder? You screamed and ran upstairs to change. Now you barely bat an eye and think its cute when I fart in your hands. My, how time flies. Well, even though I'm sad we had to say goodbye today, I know you'll be back soon. I love you and know you love me too.
Your neice,
OlyQStrong
p.s. Remember! We are both year of the Ox.