I would have to say that the 0-3 month old baby bathing suit is one of the most impractical verging on asinine inventions ever. Its only real purpose is to ensnare the purse and heartstrings of expectant parents who don't know any better. When I was given one, I would hold the suit up to the light and imagine my future baby. Now, when I come across it I seriously just get pissed. The first couple of weeks were not a time of poolside leisure and whimsy! Baby and mommy had better things to learn that did not involve swimming.

I wasn't a big fan of the crib mobile either until her 6 weeks when it was the first thing to make OlyQ smile. Now its worth its weight in gold.